I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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