Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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