How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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