my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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