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my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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