Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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