I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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