i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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