I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
either way he was missing a nipple.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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