At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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