That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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