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(636): View more from Missouri

I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high

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(816): View more from Missouri

we didnt even have break up sex...

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you had it for us with someone else...

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(518): View more from New York

Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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(707): View more from California

I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots

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You did like 8

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"

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(574): View more from Indiana

he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog

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knight in shining armor

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(941): View more from Florida

I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night

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(541): View more from Oregon

Our baby is creepy.

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That's how we know it's ours. haha

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