Buhtt sex?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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