I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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