We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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