you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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