your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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