Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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