at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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