Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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