This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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