I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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