Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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