I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
