if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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