so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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