If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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