I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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