no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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