her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
