I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Porn is love you can see.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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