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it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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