fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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