I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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