This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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