Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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