what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I can't trust your balls anymore.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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