she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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