at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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