No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
