How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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