I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
try to milk me bitch
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