You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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