remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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