you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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