You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
did i walk over a car last night?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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