Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
its not stalking. its research.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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