I'm really into asian looking animals
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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