i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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