We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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