i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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