the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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